Growing A Baby, Not Smoking a Bowl | Green Edition - Women's T-Shirt
The grass can wait. Mommy has something much sweeter growing.
Our “Growing a Baby, Not Smoking a Bowl” Green Edition T Shirt is made for the canna mommy who has temporarily traded her favorite flower for baby kicks, belly rubs, and dreaming about the little love she’ll soon be holding.
Wrapped in soft sage green, deep cannabis green, creamy white, and elegant gold, this version has a beautiful earthy feel that makes it especially lovely for a gender neutral pregnancy. Cannabis leaves frame the design while tiny footprints, hearts, florals, and the playful no smoking bowl symbol tell the story of a mama whose usual green routine is officially on pause.
Whether you call it weed, marijuana, pot, ganja, grass, flower, herb, reefer, or simply your favorite bud, Mommy is passing for now. There will be plenty of time for gardening later. Right now, she’s growing something far more precious.
Wear it for a pregnancy announcement, baby shower, maternity photos, casual bump days, or whenever your old smoke circle needs a cute reminder that this Cannamom is currently occupied. The bowl is resting. The belly is growing. Motherhood is calling.
Perfect for: Cannamoms, expecting mommies, gender neutral pregnancies, first time mothers, cannabis loving moms, 420 moms to be, baby showers, maternity photos, pregnancy announcements, and women celebrating their cannabis break with a little humour.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 18 ½ | 25 ¼ | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 7 ¾ |
| M | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 8 ¼ |
| L | 22 | 26 ¾ | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 8 ¾ |
| XL | 24 | 27 ½ | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 9 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 28 ¼ | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 10 ¼ |
| 3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 10 ¾ |
| SHIRT WIDTH (cm) | SHIRT LENGTH (cm) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 47 | 64.1 | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 19.7 |
| M | 50.8 | 66 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 21 |
| L | 55.9 | 68 | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 22.2 |
| XL | 61 | 69.9 | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 24.1 |
| 2XL | 66 | 71.8 | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 26 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 73.7 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 27.3 |
